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Name: Jeremy
Country: United States
State: Tennessee
Birthday: 4/16/1985
Gender: Male
Interests: I play video games, and I play music. I also watch TV, but hardly ever on the TV. 99.9% of the TV I watch is downloaded, its just easier that way. I'm really enjoying the new fox show Prison Break. Its just good stuff.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Computers (Software)
Message: message me
Member Since:
12/3/2005
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| In case you haven't heard Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of South Park, are getting some heat over an episode they made about scientology. Isaac Hayes.the voice of Chef, has left the show in protest of the episode. Tom Cruise is rumored to have threatened not to promote the upcoming MI:3 movie if the episode was aired again. So Comedy Central, who is part of the same viacom-owned family that comedy central is, pulled the episode. Which is good, becase I REALLY want to see Tom Cruise jumping around on more talkshows making an ass of himself.
The best part of this whole thing is the response from Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Tha released the following statement to Variety
"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle,
but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily
anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever
trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have
obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail!
Hail Xenu!!!" The duo signed the statement "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu." I am a bigger fan now than I have ever been before. I urge all of you to find a copy of this episode and watch it, as well as their episode about mormons, it's great stuff.
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| This will be a short entry(if you cheered quietly inside after reading
that sentance, I will know), but I wanted to take my blog in a new
direction. I would like to take this time to comment on a recent news
story I read. You can see it here just in cause you are curious. The headline reads "Feds:
Jackson's Animals Not Mistreated". The story goes on to detail how an
inspector from the department of agriculture has determined that
Michael Jackson is not guilty of mistreating the exotic animals he
keeps on his Neverland ranch. The investigation occurred in response to
a complaint filed by PETA. What prompted PETA to file said complaint?
An article in European Tabloids that claimed Michael Jackson's animals
lived in deplorable conditions. I'm not upset about the waste of
taxpayer money, after all the american taxpayers are already wasting a
good bit of money on my college education, look at me now, I'm using my
expensive government funded private college education to write
incredibly long gramatically incorrect run-on sentances. I'm upset
because of the double standard, when I called the FBI, the CIA, the NSA
and a few other three letter organizations that don't officially exist,
and expressed my concerns about the 6 headed alien baby that I had just
learned was being trained as a sleeper agent to infiltrate the secret
compound of 6 headed aliens in the Ukraine, they all without fail
suggested that I seek the services of a competent mental health
professional, and then hung up on me. Outrageous! Absolutely
Outrageous!
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| I have decided to take a small break from my usual regimine of work,
school, family, and last but not leat, videogames, to write an entry
here. I have been shamefully neglectful of it and I apologize to all of
you who have been checking it daily with nervous excitement only to be
disapointed by my lack of interest in "blogging". I started back to
school this week, and much to my surprise I think the class thats going
to be the biggest pain in the butt is Business Communications. It
sounded like it would just be practice in writing lots of memos, maybe
putting together a resume detailing the defteness with which I handle
TPS reports, new coversheets and all. However the class is taught by an
english teacher who eats little puppies and small children covered in
mayonaise in between two pieces of bread right before coming to class.
To top it off he has assigned the dreaded "Group presentation". I have
only recently recovered from a traumatic group project last semester. I
had to design and build a database system for a theoretical health
club, it was supposed to be with the help of 3 other competent
individuals, but as group projects usually go, I did it completely
alone. Hopefully I will have better teammates this time around. For
those of you keeping up with my video games achievements I have been
asked to join the clan who runs the server I most often frequent. Now
many of you may say "Jeremy, you are a bigger geek than I ever
imagined". And to you I say "I hope your DNS server never ever resolves
again". If you understand the comeback, then you are just as much a
geek as I am. The only difference between playing on the server as a
regular player, and playing as a member of the clan, is that I get
administrative privlidges. I can blind people, set them on fire, drug
them(turns their screen sideways) and boot people from the server.
Honestly, I can't wait. Over Christmas Break I got a dog, he is a
beautiful Black Lab/Golden Retriever, he basically looks like a black
retriever, I'll post pictures later so that you can all covet my dog.
My son Philip is as crazy as ever, he now owns a batman cape, a
superman cape, and a set of inflatable Buzz Lightyear Wings complete
with gloves and laser blaster. He also runs around every day with a
pair of spiderman shoes that flash red lights every time he takes a
step. Well, I must be off to Fundamentals of Speech, and then to the
class taught by the man who must be the product fo a menage a trois
between Hitler, Satan, and Hillary Rodham Clinton. More about my crazy
russian statistics teacher, Maximillian Melnikov next time.
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| I am a tool, I am a big tool, I am an unbelievably annoying tool.
I have a zanga site. and I can't even spell xanga. Well here I am, with
my xanga site, wasting my time, your time, and probably some extra
special unrelated thirdparty time too. My sister has a xanga site, my
wife has a xanga site, and they write all kinds of interesting blogs,
but thats not really what I'm about. I'm all about wasting time, your
time, my time, and doing it in an annoying, obnoxious, addictively
repetitive way. Thank you for allowing me to waste the time of someone
I might not even know.
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